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Clearidiom is a small communications firm that specializes in graphic design, advertising and public relations.
Using an audience-centered approach, our messages penetrate the brain and create a zombie-like response. Those targeted happily open their wallets and vote in ways that favor our clients. One could say we use brainwashing tactics, but most agree that we like to exaggerate.
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In a short time, our brainwashing tactics can have a huge impact on the mind of an audience member.
Subliminal Messages
We take pride in crafting subliminal messages that slip past advertising critics and government regulators. Using research from the greatest minds of sociology, psychology, political science and scientology, we have created a process that is not only effective, but permanent! Your customers will never buy a competing brand again.
A message is hidden in the advertisement to the right. Move your mouse over the image for a hint.
Our Team of Mad Scientists
After circling the globe, we have compiled the leading experts in communication. Whatever your wants and needs, we have a person for the job. And if we don't have anyone, we'll let one of our brilliant interns handle it.
In addition to creating communcations strategies, our team also invents a number of products related to mind control and audience manipultion. Our latest invention is displayed to the right.
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Yes, it cleans clothes, but does your washing machine tell you what brands of detergent and fabric softener to buy? It does now!
We Guarantee Results
You may be wondering, how can we be so confident that our tactics work? The answer: brain tissue implants.
Upon entering whatever special event we host, guests are systematically cornered and brain implants administered. Within seconds, they're ready to spend some money and have a good time.
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X-ray image of brain with implant.
Our Services
If it's not listed, then we probably don't do it. Just kidding, we can do anything.
- Website design
- HTML E-mail
- Print advertising
- Logo design
- Illustration
- News releases
- Media kits
- Pitch letters
- Publicity
- PR consultation
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No competitor can match our technology. That's because we're from the future. See the object above this text? It's called a floppy disk. These items will be very popular one day.
Partial Client List
We would love to place your organization's name among our elite clients. We accept payments in cash and by check.
- SOJMC
- Remax
- Huntington YMCA
- MU Student Affairs
- W.VA. Electric
- T.K. Doddrill
- Menu Impressions
- Kendall / York Dentistry
- Ferris, Baker, Watts
- Southpoint Ford
- Somerville & Assoc.
- Big Green Properties
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Prioritizing internal versus external communications is a must.
Portfolio Samples
Prepare to be razzled and dazzled when you click the links. The examples open in a new browser window.
- Ferris, Baker, Watts (print ad)
- T.K. Dodrill (print ad)
- MU Student Affairs (poster)
- Fourth Estate & Third Sector (newsletter)
- SOJMC Advising Resource (website)
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We don’t just make illustrations, we make them come to life!
About our Leader
Clearidiom was started in 2005 by Sean Stewart while he served as an Advertising / PR instructor in the School of Journalism and Mass Communications at Marshall University (SOJMC). Stewart is currently working toward a Ph.D. in Media, Art and Text at Virginia Commonwealth University.
Aside from teaching, attending classes and operating Clearidiom, Stewart occasionally escapes on canoe and ski trips.
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How to Contact Us
If you have any questions or would like a free consultation, please send a message.